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Little Town Players announces auditions for “Nunsense” at 7 p.m. on Sunday, September 16th and Monday, September 17th.  Auditions will be held at our theatre at the English Meadows Elks Campus at 931 Ashland Ave. in Bedford, VA. Show dates are November 2nd through the 11th.

The show features five great female characters ranging in age from the early 20s to 60s. Each character can be played be women of any ethnicity.

Please bring a prepared song and the sheet music to go with it.  An accompanist will be provided.  If you have questions, please contact the directors, Denis and Ellen Deane, by calling 540-586-1180, send an email to, or send a text to 540-875-7051.

The Little Sisters of Hoboken are in a bind.  Their cook accidentally poisoned 52 of their sisters.  They need to raise funds to bury the last two so they can get them out of the freezer before the health inspector shows up.  So, they decide to put on a variety show and take over the set of “Grease” in the school’s gymnasium.

This show is full of hilarity, both Catholic and otherwise. 

Briefly, the characters are as follows:

Sister Mary Regina – A spirited Mother Superior who can’t resist the spotlight; mezzo soprano.

Sister Mary Hubert – Mistress of the Novices, the second in command, always competing with the Mother Superior; mezzo soprano with a gospel belt.

Sister Robert Ann – A streetwise, tough character from Brooklyn, a constant source of irritation for the Mother Superior; mezzo soprano.

Sister Mary Amnesia – Lost her memory after a crucifix fell on her head, sweet, comedic, should be able to sing classical and country styles; soprano.

Sister Mary Leo – Has entered the convent with the desire to become the first nun ballerina; mezzo soprano.